by KingJax July 18, 2025
Get the COLDPLAYEDmug. Pronunciation: /kəʊldˌpleɪd/
Past tense of: to Coldplay
The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating or engaging in a secretive affair, usually in public and often during high-profile events (e.g., concerts, weddings, televised games).
Inspired by the viral moment when tech CEO Andy Byron was caught on a Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert with someone who was not his spouse—effectively turning emotional drama into stadium entertainment, and spawning countless riffs on Coldplay's music.
Past tense of: to Coldplay
The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating or engaging in a secretive affair, usually in public and often during high-profile events (e.g., concerts, weddings, televised games).
Inspired by the viral moment when tech CEO Andy Byron was caught on a Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert with someone who was not his spouse—effectively turning emotional drama into stadium entertainment, and spawning countless riffs on Coldplay's music.
“Bro, did you see that TikTok? That guy just got Coldplayed at the Drake show.”
“I’m never sitting near the Kiss Cam again — don’t want to get Coldplayed.”
“Cheating during a pandemic and then marrying your roommate? That’s peak Coldplayed energy.”
Related Terms:
Coldplay moment – a deeply awkward, public moment of exposure.
Cheatwave – the social media tidal wave following a Coldplayed incident.
“I’m never sitting near the Kiss Cam again — don’t want to get Coldplayed.”
“Cheating during a pandemic and then marrying your roommate? That’s peak Coldplayed energy.”
Related Terms:
Coldplay moment – a deeply awkward, public moment of exposure.
Cheatwave – the social media tidal wave following a Coldplayed incident.
by Brtzn July 19, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug. by Mohawq Myq July 19, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.
by uhhhisthisthingon July 18, 2025
Get the coldplayedmug. 1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.
by Sex witch July 18, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug. by J Wub July 19, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug. The act of being seen with the wrong person at the wrong time in a very public place - typically exposing an affair.
Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."
They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.
Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."
They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.
by Jacaranda July 19, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug.