After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009
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Yo, Have you heard that new beat by Guru?
The Shit is Coconuts dog....Soo Dope it'z Disgustin'
Yo u seen Saw 15?
Yeah Homie, that shit was coconuts....
Yo How was the Club last night couzo?
YO shit was straight poppin off, fuckin coconuts out that mother fucker....
Yo I just laced my new whip with the boomin' system kid...The shit is Coconuts daddy...Hear me from like a Block away....
Yo fool u fuck with that nigga you got to be insane in the membrane mother fucker....Straight Coconuts par....
The Shit is Coconuts dog....Soo Dope it'z Disgustin'
Yo u seen Saw 15?
Yeah Homie, that shit was coconuts....
Yo How was the Club last night couzo?
YO shit was straight poppin off, fuckin coconuts out that mother fucker....
Yo I just laced my new whip with the boomin' system kid...The shit is Coconuts daddy...Hear me from like a Block away....
Yo fool u fuck with that nigga you got to be insane in the membrane mother fucker....Straight Coconuts par....
by J0J0292 April 20, 2010
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n. cum from either male or female that leaves a sweet after taste in the mouth of the recipient. Usually coconut juice is the swallowable cum with no gag effects.
How it went last night with that girl? She told me I tasted sweet, so I let her swallow the coconut juice.
by White-Boy13 January 14, 2009
Get the coconut juice mug.I didn't want any after Cory nutted her ass and her crack until he told me that she was a coconut and had a spare, clean, hole.
by MVCV007 November 29, 2016
Get the coconut mug.a person of south asian desendency who was born and brought up in the U.S, and is a perfectly nice and good person but is judged improperly because they're not that involved in the south asian community.
Me: Mommy I saw an indian girl with this white guy today....
Mommy: Stay away from her!
Me: Why?
Mommy: Because honey, if an indian person does not hang out with other indians, doesnt listen to indian music or watch indian films that means they're a coconut and they're ashamed of their skin color.
Me: Oh.....What should i do when I see her again.
Mommy: STARE AT HER!!!!!KEEP STARING!!!!!!!!!JUST STARE AT HER AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: It's okay she's not pretty anyway...
Mommy: Oh really! Never mind..haha.. then just forget that we had this conversation.
Mommy: Stay away from her!
Me: Why?
Mommy: Because honey, if an indian person does not hang out with other indians, doesnt listen to indian music or watch indian films that means they're a coconut and they're ashamed of their skin color.
Me: Oh.....What should i do when I see her again.
Mommy: STARE AT HER!!!!!KEEP STARING!!!!!!!!!JUST STARE AT HER AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: It's okay she's not pretty anyway...
Mommy: Oh really! Never mind..haha.. then just forget that we had this conversation.
by wordmaker2005 May 13, 2005
Get the coconut mug.(noun) Word used to label a person who, often in an unfamiliar environment, trusts to his/her extensive knowledge of nostalgia when choosing a topic of conversation.
Origin: According to nostalgic legend, a coconut version of the famous Boost chocolate bar once graced confectionery shelves across the country.
Sometimes shortened to coboo.
See nostalgist and taleggio.
Origin: According to nostalgic legend, a coconut version of the famous Boost chocolate bar once graced confectionery shelves across the country.
Sometimes shortened to coboo.
See nostalgist and taleggio.
by Corkin July 31, 2006
Get the coconut boost mug.Refers to a growing breed of Latinos who tend to dismiss their latino heritage and follow the Caucasian lifestyle.
All them damn coconuts from up north think we'll vote for their Repuplican asses just because their last name is latin.
by The Mexican May 13, 2005
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