Coftes

A word that originated in Egypt meaning "Christian". Coftes is considered as an offensive insult from a christian's point of view. It originated from Coptic

Da wad Coftes ebn lazina..!

ya ragel da el Cafatsa malo el balad :S

by Anonymos Mate August 20, 2009

cortesta

A horse with ridiculously large balls who wins every race

Look at that Cortesta go!

by BoomanNooman June 19, 2017

Catesp

Catesp is used to define a human who loves cats. This term is used to keep strangers of by saying that they are not interested in them because they are CATESP :)

I am catesp I‘m not interested in you...

by Porma February 19, 2020

Chocolate coated cashew

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.

"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".

"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".

by Ken Leee March 8, 2009

Pissing Contest

A political debate

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.

by xsnake1 December 28, 2014

Gauss contest

The easiest math contest ever for grade 7s and 8s
Sample question: What number should be subtracted from 21 in order to give 8?

Are you doing the Gauss Contest this year?
Nah, I’m doing the Kangaroo.

by Ye Wenjie September 21, 2018

Moral Contest

It's when two or more people try to fight over who's morally superior, In most cases, People who participate in these contests don't actually care much about morals, But just want to look better and feel superior to others, Which completely misses the point of morals.

Person 1: I have saved a dying bird!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I adopted a sick dog!
Person 3: What are they doing?
Person 4: Having a moral contest.

by DankLip54 August 5, 2020