Clinger

1. A clinger is a person (the tash) who will never leave his or her bf/gf. A possible explanation for this behavior could be the result of being poor. Clingers could be quite dangerous as they often intertwine with stalking. In a worse case scenario, clingers have been known to eat the host partner in order to obtain complete physical contact with the resulting partner.

2. A dingle berry that will not fall off.

Aj has been missing ever since he found the clinger.

by Y.P. December 31, 2006

clunker boots

goth style boots that have thick platforms on the bottom and buckled straps.

John kicked me in the shin with his 8 inch platform clunker boots and I had a bruise for a week.

by jamba juice addict November 6, 2009

Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011

level 10 clinger

Someone who lives up your ass

Sally-*leaves house to get gas*

Sam-"I noticed you aren't home where'd you go?"
"Are you okay?"
"Why aren't you replying??? :("
"Did I do something wrong?"
Sally- "I just left to get gas lay off, you're such a level 10 clinger"

by swaggielooooo March 24, 2016

Stage 4 Clinger

When a boy sends a girl multiple hearts (<3) or smileys ( :) ) via texting, facebook, etc. after only knowing each other a few weeks.
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).

Stage 4 Clinger: :) <3
Girl: OH NO

by BDUB! June 8, 2011

Clicker's Wear

When an Encyclopedia Dramatica Editor's mouse-clicking finger gets worn and tired at the joints from rejecting all of those stupid "definitions" people submit repeatedly, over and over again, about absolutely nothing of importance or relevance to the Internet. Like, at all. One may get Clicker's Wear by deleting all of the lame posts concerning the person's:
- friends
- enemies
- girlfriends
- themselves
- people no one knows besides the "definition" submitter themselves.

UD Editor: Damn! I've got Clicker's Wear after rejecting all of those stuped, useless definitions about "Chaz" who ever the hell that person is.

by Peaseblossom85 July 18, 2006

Ginger Clinger

Person who is sexually attracted to people with ginger hair. (Both words pronounced to rhyme with "singer").

That guy Kwame is a real Ginger Clinger, he always fancies ginger girls!

by FraggleLocks March 24, 2010