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Dutch Pipe Cleaner

The sexual act when a female sticks her own finger(s) in her vajayjay and a partner moves the finger(s) around for her.
The dutch pipe cleaner is to women as the dutch rudder is to men.
by thesixtwo February 21, 2009
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cleanster

A close relative of the standard issue scenester, the typical cleanster showers one or more times a day (in the morning, and perhaps before gracing the venue) and likes to keep their room organized and smelling great. Cleansters put bros before hos, dig brooms but not 'shrooms, and prefer pierced clits over cancer sticks.

Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?

Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"

Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.

Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.
"xxxomfg.wtf.bbqxxx? Did you see her room? She's such a cleanster... xoxoxox"
by Steven Luscher May 23, 2006
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Choda Cleaner

1. One who's sole job and responsiblity is to clean choda by any means possible.

2. The use of one's toothbrush to rid the chode of any wandering hiney spiders as a way to get back at your buddies or roomate
Kathy's husband is a professional Choda Cleaner at WMMR PrestonandSteve Inc.
by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006
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cleanskin

A person with no tattoos. (Named after cleanskin wines. A cleanskin wine is a bottle of wine with no brand or label apart from one to tell you the variety of grape used, but never the name of the winery producing it.)
Man: So do you have any tattoos?
Stripper: Nope, I'm a cleanskin, cant you tell?
by SpunkierRat March 21, 2009
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mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.
I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.
by Master Nudist January 21, 2008
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cleansing

The hangover remedy involving the acts of drinking large amounts of liquid, and vomiting it all out in a routinely matter. Involves multiple repetitions to achieve a successful cleanse.
"Man, I drank way too much last night. I better start cleansing now to get rid of this hangover."

"Dude, that's like your fourth trip to the bathroom this morning? What the hell are you doing in there?"
"Don't worry, bro. I'm just cleansing."
by PaulyG24 December 30, 2011
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weiner cleaner

a circular bar of soap meant to fit around someones dick. shaped like a doughnut.
yo you getting your cock sucked nukka?
yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode
by nukkaslappa August 5, 2009
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