He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.
by Mr.IBIP April 29, 2022
When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
by El mucho ding dong May 07, 2022
Circumcision is a medical procedure for males that involves removal of the foreskin. The procedure can be done for various medical, religious, aesthetic, or cultural reasons. For instance, it is common practice to circumcise newborns in Judaism and Islam.
While controversial to some as they may view it as genital mutilation or unnatural, it has been shown that circumcision can lower the risk of various STDs.
The procedure is most often done to newborns with permission from their parents. However the practice of adult circumcision is not uncommon. It can be necessary in cases of phimosis, a tightening of the foreskin, resulting in discomfort or gross unhygiene.
However, with the glans of the penis exposed, recovery can be lengthy and, even once recovered, friction with the area can be problematic.
While controversial to some as they may view it as genital mutilation or unnatural, it has been shown that circumcision can lower the risk of various STDs.
The procedure is most often done to newborns with permission from their parents. However the practice of adult circumcision is not uncommon. It can be necessary in cases of phimosis, a tightening of the foreskin, resulting in discomfort or gross unhygiene.
However, with the glans of the penis exposed, recovery can be lengthy and, even once recovered, friction with the area can be problematic.
Person A: Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to see eachother tomorrow, mabye go for coffee or something, have some lunch?
Person B: Nah, that's not gonna work out. I'm getting my circumcision tomorrow.
Person A: Oh. Well then. Maybe some other time?
Person B: I don't know, my penis is gonna be a bit sensitive for a while, I might have to put off any internal or external stimuli with my Johnson for at least a while, so I think I'll pass.
Person A: Oh. Okay.
Person B: Nah, that's not gonna work out. I'm getting my circumcision tomorrow.
Person A: Oh. Well then. Maybe some other time?
Person B: I don't know, my penis is gonna be a bit sensitive for a while, I might have to put off any internal or external stimuli with my Johnson for at least a while, so I think I'll pass.
Person A: Oh. Okay.
by MisterKY2004 May 21, 2020
Cutting off the top of the male genital for religious, rare medical, or puritanical(anti-masturbation) reasons.
Paul: Masturbating is great!
Tim: Masturbating is impossible for me, my parents decided I should have a circumcision because of some bogus a corn flakes nuthead made up.
Tim: Masturbating is impossible for me, my parents decided I should have a circumcision because of some bogus a corn flakes nuthead made up.
by fjolfberg June 14, 2024
Self mutilation causing obsession greed and disloyal obsession with the penis and dissatisfaction in the self
The doctors are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Circumcision Purpose - Disappearance of smegma, reduced phallus height if done earlier at age.
Circumcised Phallus for Sexual Orientation - is to penetrate the hole normally all in requires no pain from woman’s cervix, less savagery more on soft and pleasurable complete functioning.
Circumcised Phallus for Sexual Orientation - is to penetrate the hole normally all in requires no pain from woman’s cervix, less savagery more on soft and pleasurable complete functioning.
CIRCUMCISION
During Sexual Interaction
Her: So this is how Circumcised Phallus works, exact to my delight spot.
Him: Yeah, It’s more gratifying when fully saturated.
During Sexual Interaction
Her: So this is how Circumcised Phallus works, exact to my delight spot.
Him: Yeah, It’s more gratifying when fully saturated.
by NewCreations September 24, 2024
Originally introduced to the US in the 1800s as a way to prevent masturbation, bed wetting, and insanity, infant circumcision is a form of genital cutting that people still rationalize to this day. It is so embedded in our culture that people do it to their sons without giving it much thought.
It is often referred to as just a “little snip.” People who say this are either lying or have never actually seen a circumcision. Baby’s foreskins are fused to the head of their dick and during a circumcision, the doctor has to surgically rip the foreskin off from the head. It’s a graphic, bloody procedure. People like to take an “out of sight, out of mind” approach to it though and pretend that it’s something it’s not.
It is often referred to as just a “little snip.” People who say this are either lying or have never actually seen a circumcision. Baby’s foreskins are fused to the head of their dick and during a circumcision, the doctor has to surgically rip the foreskin off from the head. It’s a graphic, bloody procedure. People like to take an “out of sight, out of mind” approach to it though and pretend that it’s something it’s not.
Person one 1: circumcision is just a little snip
Person 2: have you ever seen a circumcision take place?
Person 1: hell no
Person 2: then how do you know that it's just a little snip?
Person 1: well, everyone does it so it must be ok
Person 2: have you ever seen a circumcision take place?
Person 1: hell no
Person 2: then how do you know that it's just a little snip?
Person 1: well, everyone does it so it must be ok
by Tayl0r30 March 31, 2024