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Cuban Cigar 

A sex position in which one person wraps another person up in a carpet and lights the carpet on fire.
Harold: Hey, you wanna do the cuban cigar?

Tara: Never heard of it.

Harold: Oh it's so sexy. I wrap you up in a carpet and light you on fire

Tara: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Cuban Cigar by chekouthatredbul November 4, 2008

Brown Cigar 

Basically, poo. A variety of uses, most common being "smoking the brown cigar" - the act of sucking on poo.
"Dude, I'm out of ciggies. Lend me some."
"No, but you can smoke my brown cigar instead."
Brown Cigar by Scott Freeman December 9, 2004

Smoking The Birth Cigar 

High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."
When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?

Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!

beef cigar 

A large penis , Typically from a black male. However it really is quite obveious so dont use it in akward situations. see (boner)

you: Dude didnt sarah lick your beef cigar friday night?

Friend: shut up fool! Were at her house...
beef cigar by Foster J March 17, 2008

poopstain cigar 

Contrary to popular belief, a poopstain cigar is not when you smoke a chode. It's when you leave a skidmark in your underwear, let it dry, roll up the underwear like a Cuban and smoke it.
Man, I had the runs but it's fine, I'll poopstain cigar it.
poopstain cigar by Whatevs mev December 8, 2013

Bronze Cigar 

A bronze Cigar is when somebody takes a firm shit in someones mouth and it looks like They are smoking a cigar.
Dude Dont Kiss her James Gave he a Bronze Cigar last night.
Bronze Cigar by LuckyPierre November 6, 2008