Christopher

Christopher is first of all a complete dumbass. He looks like a Cracker that got inflated but he sucks dick. He cares for those he love but don’t let yourself be on his bad side. He will go to ur house and throw rocks your at your window. He always talks about how good he is at Fortnite but honestly he’s so TRASH. This kid just uses aim hacks when doing 1v1s. He has the worlds smallest chode; he uses his 10000000X magnifying glasses with his tiny ass tweezers. If you sit in front of him he will start to anal u while u sit down no matter your gender. He thinks that girls like him but he’s a complete loner with a boner. So basically just make fun of his chode

Christopher is such a bot

by SUSHIMASTER69 February 3, 2020

Christopher

Christopher's can be either extremely sexy or extremely annoying

Generally has a big dick

Girl one: "Wow, that guys name must be Christopher."

Girl two: "Yeah, look at his huge bulge!"

by BAB(bossassbitch) August 27, 2019

Christopher

The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.

Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)

by chris_luva September 4, 2022

Christopher

This name is in the Jewish bible and is related to being a Jewish name as from the Jewish bible

Christopher Is Jewish

by Jewish Names July 20, 2020

Christopher

A known trouble maker, but very kind and understandable when you get to know him better. Very handsome and nice looking person and if you break his trust it’s a big loss for you.

Jessica: “Christopher is so nice, have you ever met him?”
Kate: “No but I really need to!!”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

Christopher

This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.

Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore

by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 9, 2019

Christopher

Most amazing men get named Christopher... Without a doubt brings a smile to everyone's face when walking into a room.... Can be really stubborn at times but mostly has good reasons for the stubbornness... Loved easily by partners and loved freely by friends... Very confident and determined at times when best for him... He loves hard when being in love (if you can get him in love)...

Is that Christopher picking his nose... I sure love him....

by Dymond4life December 20, 2017