My girlfriend offered to try something new in the bedroom for my birthday...so I told her I wanted a chocolate wristwatch. She doesn't ask what I want for presents anymore.
by sn0wMan115 November 18, 2010
Get the Chocolate Wristwatchmug. A chocolate thief is another name for a homosexual that is sneaky about his actions. He will "steal your chocolate" when ur not looking
by Froste November 29, 2004
Get the Chocolate Thiefmug. When one consumes too many chicken wings and develops a case of explosive diarrhea. This often requires a change of pants and underwear as the afflicted cannot make it to the bathroom quick enough.
Edwards friend Jacob set him up on a blind date with Ashley. Ashley was hot, and apparently a bit of a whore. Edward knew he was getting lucky tonight. The evening went well, Edward gobbled down about two dozen Buffalo wings. Drank a little, chatted with Ashley. They couple danced a bit in the bar, he was sure he was getting lucky tonight. Then.... his stomach started aching.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
"I have a feeling I am about to make some Buffalo Chocolate", Edward said to his date.
Then it happened, Edwards bowels exploded all over the inside of his pants. Liquid shit leaked out of his pant legs and on to the floor.
"Gross!" Ashley said.
Edward, did not get laid that night.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
Get the Buffalo Chocolatemug. A shit so bad that it blows before you sit down. It comes out like a shotgun blast and gets all over the toilet, walls, and floor.
Steve: I just blew a chocolate shotgun in your bathroom.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.
Dave: You better get your ass cleaning then.
by Theofrostus December 9, 2008
Get the chocolate shotgunmug. "That dog just laid some serious Dog Chocolate on the lawn."
"Your dog can make some serious Dog Chocolate."
"I think your dog needs to make Dog Chocolate, you better take him for a walk."
"Your backyard looks like a Dog Chocolate factory."
"Your dog can make some serious Dog Chocolate."
"I think your dog needs to make Dog Chocolate, you better take him for a walk."
"Your backyard looks like a Dog Chocolate factory."
by Rampage aka Lucky You July 9, 2009
Get the Dog Chocolatemug. by Kevincanjuggle March 9, 2011
Get the Chocolate Bootymug. The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
by meteoryte January 4, 2010
Get the Chocolate Milkmug.