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Chocolate Pudding Factory

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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Chocolate Hotdog

Yet another name for the urinal turd in South Park
Because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, ok, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, ok.
by Willba October 29, 2006
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Chocolate Gauntlet

The chocolate gauntlet is the aisle in a shop which the queue runs through, it is normally stocked with chocolate bars, sweets, condoms and other impulse items. So it is almost impossible to run the chocolate gauntlet without being tempted to buy something.
Steve only went in to buy milk but had to run the chocolate gauntlet, and ended up buying spending all of his beer money.
by pigaloo December 15, 2009
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Chocolate Bunny

A black girl who only dates out of her race
I met this gorgeous Chocolate Bunny on tinder last night
by Xuack December 30, 2017
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Chocolate swirly

The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!

Guy: You're an asshole.
by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003
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Chocolate Reign

Barack Obama's Presidency. Derived from the Tay Zonday song "Chocolate Rain".
I'm going to make a movie about Barack Obama's presidency and its going to be called "Chocolate Reign".
by Ianjib June 22, 2009
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chocolate weave goddess

infamously known in the GD as a scene looking boy who is usually found in every picdrop and every namedrop a 2008 prommie.

the mark of the CWG is a crown symbol that is usually before every topic he makes.
whats a CWG?

if you dont know who chocolate weave goddess is you're a newfag
by macberrii87 January 23, 2009
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