choad

1) A short, squatty little penis which circumference exceeds its length when erect.

2) A creep.

3) An awful guy named Chad.

4) The perineum.

Also spelled "chode."

"If that little choad doesn't steer clear of me, he's going to get injured!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

Choad

The correct way of spelling 'chode'.
Commonly used as a term of abuse and accusing someone of being a 'fat, but tiny penis'.
Used to describe a fat, tiny penis.

Someone hits someone else. The person turns around and calls him a 'choad', which often generally insults the receiver, unless of course the receiver has a much better insult to use as a comeback.

A woman goes to give a man a blowjob, but is unable to grasp the 'choad', because it is too fat.

A man is unable to 'pleasure' himself, because of his 'choad' and he is ashamed of it.

by 20-ft Shlong Boy December 2, 2009

Choad

A: A wide or very stout dick.

B: Red Vine Licorice.

1: Hey girl, you know that guy I went home with? He had a choad!

2: Dude this choad tastes so good!

by Chyasorus June 16, 2010

choad

a very small and fat dick / dick that looks like a piece of ham

normal ones:
8===>

choads:
8->

Connor definitley has a choad .

by copyrightfucker December 28, 2005

choad

A penis wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode, which is the area between your balls and your anus.

Good god, take a look at that guy's choad! It looks like it just ate Rosie O'donnell!

by Nooooobsauce March 14, 2011

Choad

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.

Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 2, 2006

choad lint

this is the little pieces of lint and debris that hang in the pubic hair right below your choad. choad lint often results because of wearing wool or cotton boxers or briefs,

GOD DAM! I am so fucking sick of picking this fucken choad lint out of my ass!

by m0n3y maker October 13, 2006