Pookie Cheating

When you’re pookie (someone you call cute/friend) is cheating on you with someone else.

“How dare you! Pookie cheating is not okay :((..”

by no name haha August 26, 2023

Yes, I suspect Lucky Spurs of cheating!

When you have no idea what to say just use this phrase instead.

Police: John did you steal 50kg of potatoes from Walmart?
John: Ummm..... Yes, I suspect Lucky Spurs of cheating!
Police: Understandable sir, have a nice day.

by Mr Vincenzo Vincente October 6, 2020

cheating

When in a committed relationship, becoming physically or romantically involved with another person WITHOUT YOUR PARTNER'S CONSENT. This does NOT include polyamory, which is being in a relationship with multiple partners who all know about each other and consent to each other.

My girlfriend slept with another guy without my permission, therefore she was cheating on me.

by nicorizzo July 25, 2016

streak cheating

Streak Cheating : the act of having a snapchat streak with someone and them having a longer streak with someone else

person1: I have a snapchat streak of 120 days with rebecca!!
person2: but we have a streak of 125 days... why are you streak cheating on me !!

by fettymiggy October 22, 2015

eating is not cheating

Oral Sex is not cheating

Arnold looked up slowly and spoke with an accent... "eating is not cheating"

by tewkewl January 2, 2009

cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008

Cheating

when a man sneaks out of his OWN house, to go and find some happiness away from you, behind your back so that YOU don’t feel bad,

Cheating is for you girls.

(- Patrice O’Neal)

He was cheating for you!

by jsadecki June 7, 2018