i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker

Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked

by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 1, 2022

CEO

Canadian executive Officer

dude those employees are amurcan but im a true CEO here

by IADO-(_0_) November 9, 2016

Big time CEO

Alfie is a dickhead that’s what, stop chatting shit ur the floor manager

Alfie is 110% not a BIG TIME CEO and he’s chatting absolute rawcus

by Alfiesingsflatandisfat July 11, 2019

CEO Mindset

To kill a viral company CEO and then invest into their rivaling failing companies stocks and then sell when it sky rockets due to stock market manipulation.

Bannana: You see Cheems over there? He killed a Ceo of a major company then invested in their enemy and then gained 10 million dollars overnight.
Some random guy: That's a CEO Mindset.

by Bannaner November 3, 2023

CEOS

Christians Easter Only Service

CEOS is an acronym for "Christians" who only go to church on Easter.

by bobthebuilder96 January 2, 2023

ceo bezzel

A nigga who will rob u in seconds den fuck yo bitch right after also an individual with a humungous dick don’t leave your bitch around him

CEO bezzel robbed me and fucked my bitch

by Aslimeyyn November 19, 2023

CEO mullet

An ensemble of sneakers, jeans, a T-shirt, and a sport coat. Popular look for West Coast startup founders who need to look more businessy than the average startup employee but don't want look like they put in any unnecessary effort.

Name is derived from the hairstyle known as the mullet, which is "business in the front, party in the back." The CEO mullet is "business on top, party on the bottom."

- How's the new job?
- Oh, it's super chill. My boss is so laid back, she rocks a CEO mullet every day, and she's the best dressed in the office, so you know nobody is gonna bat an eye if I show in a stained T-shirt and cargos.

by Weeds001 January 14, 2019