Capfishing

When a man (specifically and particularly a man) staaaays wearing a cap because he KNOWS very well that he looks terrible without it.

This man is always complaining about how women wear weaves and mislead men yet he stays capfishing.

by Themb_C March 20, 2020

ropey cacti

when you get out of the shower after a long period of time when you step out your dick is all shriveld up and the dead skin is all over the place and hurts when you touch it

ouch i got ropey cacti in my fingers

by HULKSMASH112233445566 April 27, 2009

caption says it all

When you describe a post and the caption says everything about the photo.

Cuke Lage: look at Liams new post it says caption says it all.
Lewis: looks like hes just back from rugby training then!

by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016

Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.

"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"

by QuinnyT October 28, 2009

Capilla

Quite possibly the best family of PKers ever to walk the Lothlorien and Deadly Temptation realms.

As you type who, you see two Capilla family members, and all you can hear is someone chanting, "Rape, rape, rape, rape..."

by Negger October 11, 2003

Lucky Captian Rabbit King

A Trix rabbit spoof from an episode of the Powerpuff Girls.

Silly Lucky Captian Rabbit King! Lucky Captian Rabbit King Nuggets are for the youth!

by I'm a pie! October 10, 2003

Anal Captivity

When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.

Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.

by Paycheck October 16, 2012