cunting

logically-impossible gerundive (verbal adjective) made from a noun cunt which makes a damn' good word

"Which one of you cunting fuckers said there were weapons of mass destruction in that one-horse fucking country?" - Tony Blair, Colin Powell, Jack Straw, et al., all looking at Donald Rumsfeld (George Bush was having difficulty counting the number of colours on the US flag at the time).

"Get that cunting iceberg out the fucking way!" - attributed to the Captain of the Titanic

by Dane Edwards July 3, 2003

ball casting

Throwing bottle caps down someones shirt. Usually a female showing cleavage.

I was ball casting Melanie with bottle caps.

by Vin382 June 25, 2017

canning

The process of tying two cans (typically empty coffee cans) on either ends of a 50 foot long string, Then positioning two people, hidden on either side of a deserted road, the waiting for a car to drive by. When the car is about to cross the string, raise it up so the car catches the string in its suspension/bumper, and drags the cans along the road, creating sparks and noise. Proceed to run and hope it wasn't a cop that you canned.

We went canning last night, and we totally nailed a cop; he slammed on his brakes, and we had to book it out of there!

by billag16 October 28, 2010

canning

The timeless art of hurling a partially or fully loaded recycling or refuse container into an object of a mail-box nature at a high rate of speed.

Dude, we went canning the other night and took out a concrete mail-box.

by johnny got his gun July 15, 2008

Cating

The act of meowing at people as you pass by them in a mall or other highly populated locations, for fun or game such as: getting a verbal reaction scores 1 point, turnarounds or lookarounds don't count. Current record 1. Invented November 8 2011 in corpus Christi due to boredom and being a cat person.

Cater: spent my time cating as i went from store to store in the mall.

friend: anyone react?
Cater: yeah one person said " I don't get it " it was a verbal reaction so I got 1 point

by MrNekojin November 9, 2011

canning

To walk around with crushed drinks cans on one's feet. This is achieved by laying an empty can on its side and treading on its centre so that it wraps around the foot.

More specifically (and often with a suffixed "it"), the word can be used to refer to travelling down skate ramps, half pipes etc using one's cans, as the smooth metal footwear provides an ideal surface for fast passage.

I got this massive scrape up my arm from going arse over tit while canning it in the skate park wrecked last night.

by lyserge May 29, 2010

cunting

The act of being supremely contemptible in some way.

"Who the hell do you think you are? Take your cunting hands OFF my kid."

by C'est Logique September 25, 2011