Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018
Get the Retarded Caveman mug.1) a title given to one who is insanely hairy, has incredible brute strength, sexy in a savage way, sweats a lot, and who's age can't be determined without asking the individual.
2) someone who frequently makes cave-paintings and eats like michael phelps.
3) is either not smart (like a caveman) OR, is INSANELY smart because the person is a caveman and has been alive since dinosaur-times.
4) has a pet that has been extinct for at least one-hundred years.
2) someone who frequently makes cave-paintings and eats like michael phelps.
3) is either not smart (like a caveman) OR, is INSANELY smart because the person is a caveman and has been alive since dinosaur-times.
4) has a pet that has been extinct for at least one-hundred years.
by keeper of the caveman November 18, 2009
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Get the canman18 mug.To define this word, you will need a story to understand it fully. Once there was a man named... CAVEMAN KYLE... and all he did all day was sit around and caveman (a dance that is brought together by the bulldozer with santa arms) with his cavemen. So they came up with a word and called his caveman ... CAVEMAN KYLE. Anyway if you call someone that, they will instantly become overcome with the shoe glue that can eat Graham Squares without water.
by Supa Sexy SexTwist February 23, 2004
Get the Caveman Kyle mug.Telling someone that you're going to treat them like a cave man would treat his woman that he wants to bang.
How a caveman treats his woman he wants to bed: bop her on the head, drag her by the hair, throw her over his shoulder in taking her back to his den, where he will manhandle her and have his way with her.
How a caveman treats his woman he wants to bed: bop her on the head, drag her by the hair, throw her over his shoulder in taking her back to his den, where he will manhandle her and have his way with her.
Him: "I'm was planning on cavemanning you later, if you're lucky..."
Her: "what does that mean?"
Him: "Y'know... I'm going to bop you on the head, drag you by the hair, throw you over my shoulder, take you back to my den, where I can manhandle you and have my way with you."
Her: "I'd be lying if I didn't said I wasn't curious..."
Her: "what does that mean?"
Him: "Y'know... I'm going to bop you on the head, drag you by the hair, throw you over my shoulder, take you back to my den, where I can manhandle you and have my way with you."
Her: "I'd be lying if I didn't said I wasn't curious..."
by jack6burton May 30, 2018
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Kyle " No why?"
Ashton " I went caveman on his ass"
Kyle " nice! "
Kyle " No why?"
Ashton " I went caveman on his ass"
Kyle " nice! "
by StyleKyle April 8, 2010
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