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Death Candle

Death candle is use to talk to spirits like a ouija bored (in witchcraft)
death candle Witches use candles to do speack to the dead
by @Fuentes2795 July 1, 2016
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Greasy Candle

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.
"My boyfriend gave me a greasy candle last night, it still burns when I sit down."
by Savu March 16, 2023
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Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.
"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."
by Irina Redd September 8, 2016
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beef candle

made famous by scott radio 1 large meaty cock with a lot of girth
by miss street December 13, 2018
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candle person

Person who sit in the middle of the room and listens to everything going on and usually gots the answers
He a candle person he just sit and listen
by Doinkaholic November 4, 2020
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Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.
by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010
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candle bra

The wrong spelling of a candelabra which is a candle holder with multiple arms
I love your candle bra!

You mean candelabra?
by PodrickmyGodrick March 9, 2022
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