calm before the storm

When you're holding it in, there will often be about 5-10 minutes where you really have to go, followed by another 5-10 minutes where the feeling seems to go away. This feeling is the calm before the storm, and you should take advantage of it and find a bathroom ASAP. Because when the feeling of having to go comes back, it's gonna be 10x worse.

Bob: Man, I really gotta go.
Joe: Okay then, I'll pull into this gas station.
Bob: Never mind, it's going away. I think I can hold it in longer.
Joe: No you can't, that's the calm before the storm. I don't want you pissing yourself in my car.

by ffffffffff November 15, 2006

calcomania

recurrent urge to steal calculators that you generally do not really need

Sally has a real case of calcomania. She even took a calculator from Algebra class today.

by 7oaks September 22, 2016

Calm Fit

when the outfit you choose to wear looks fresh as fuck and you get praised by all the ladies.

“bro what you think of these joggers?” “Nah bro don’t even worry you got a calm fit on, id kiss you.”

by Quicker Fm June 22, 2018

Keep Calm and Chive On

A perfect way to determine if someone is a neckbeard that never leaves the house, without even having to look for the beard or fedora.

"I didn't need to see him, he had a Keep Calm and Chive On sticker on his car, I knew he wouldn't use deodorant."

by DiscreetGuest October 6, 2013

facebook callout

when people call out sick (who really aren't). and post their fake symptoms on facebook to get sympathy.

Mary posted a facebook callout on Superbowl Sunday, but we all knew she wasn't sick

by Mully19 January 24, 2011

enhance your calm

Telling someone who is visibly upset to relax or chill out.

Suzie comes running in the bedroom and finds her husband Keith making passionate love to Sheryl. She starts to go ballistic yelling and screeming. Keith jumps to his feet and yells at her "enhance your calm".

by maka69 May 29, 2011

Cab Calloway School of the Arts

A bohemain, mainly liberal arts school in Wilmington, Delaware dedicated towards providing both a good academic and artistic education. Best edu you will ever get! Worst food you will ever eat. Don't even think about the cafeteria food. Ever!

I never touched the nacho supreme at Cab Calloway School of the Arts.

or

I spent the best three years of my life at Cab Calloway School of the Arts.

by BreakfastClub85 August 24, 2009