crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017

Crusty macaroon

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon

My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.

by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018

Cristyet

from the russian “blyat” and the leged cristi a god among mortals
the ultimate insult

ur mom cristyet

by dark matter dragon fruit March 14, 2019

Crusty jizz sock

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see

I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed

by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019

carstyn

Carstyn is handsome, sweet, and funny. He loves his family but he has a wild side too. He will punch you one minute then tell you he loves you the next minute. Take care of his heart.

carstyn is so sweet.

by Djf2020 December 24, 2019

crusty sandal

When you cum in somebody's butt, then shove your whole foot up inside to scoop it out.

Bro Jenny totally let me do a crusty sandal on her last night, it was great

by nicecranch January 20, 2020

cristyle

A girl with a smart mind but always having toxic people in there life can’t drive that good but has a warm heart for little kids she does seem sometime to get into trouble she just needs a push in the right direction and she is always trying to look like someone else but her self

you are such a cristyle

by khorramshahr April 17, 2021