First Hill

A hall at NCSSM that puts Windex in its water fountains. Full of weebs and virgins. The designers of campus knew these guys couldn't pull, even with an unsupervised tunnel connecting them to the girl halls.

Despite making up only 5% of the NCSSM population, First Hill drinks 100% of the Windex and lead on campus!

by UniGapers United September 03, 2019

first wank

For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stone or some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.

Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!

A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...

by Satan's Cock May 13, 2008

First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.

I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.

by LKMKLK June 05, 2012

first partying

When you put your party in first place baby

We first partied our way to victory that match.

First partying was the key to that win.

by Goat Billy August 03, 2020

The first judgement

A judgement your parents make when they meet your new boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jenny:Michael you better prepare yourself when you come to meet my parents.

Michael:okay babe i will make sure the first judgement your parents make of me is good.

by Just insaiyan October 29, 2013

First-of-the-monther

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

by Nikki Stixx April 10, 2023

November First

Give Ryan Johnson-Bey all of your cash day so give this child your life savings Thanks

November first

Yo diggity triggity my mans Biggity just gave all his money to this ugly bum named Ryan Johnson-Bey

by SuperGogeta October 30, 2019