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Sulfur Burps

Terrible indigestion caused by bad food; particularly cafeteria eggs. Foul belches, reeking of sulfur, taste and smell as if the emitter had eaten a few handfuls of match heads. Radius of the stench from the emitter ranges anywhere between 20-100 feet, with a dissipation time of about 20-30 minutes (depending on the surrounding environment- longer dissipation time indoors and near fabric). Sulfur Burps works it's way down the digestive tract, resulting in Sulfur Farts, before clearing up over the course of 1-3 days. Sulfur Farts typically occur simultaneously with Sulfur Burps, so the end of this affliction is doubly wretched and embarrassing.
Jane- "I heard Chris burp in the breakroom and now it smells like Hell in there!"

Tom- "Yeah. He came down with a bad case of the Sulfur Burps..."
by Rezinbol January 13, 2008
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Burns Lake

A small town filled with awesome people. The landscape is beautiful but the lake is disgusting. Its small and its boring/gay.
Shelby: Do you like burns lake?
Chenoa: NOOOOO!!! Its Gayyy!!!
by NoahBearz101 June 16, 2011
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Bobby Burns

A YouTuber who began his channel in 2014 doing movie reviews and original short-films. In 2017 he started doing commentary videos, one in particular was on Shane Dawson, which got him noticed by said YouTuber. They worked together for awhile but after splitting, Bobby's career started to steadily decay as he was simply unsure what do with his channel after garnering such a large but divided audience. Nowadays he is yet another obscure soundcloud rapper.
"In just a few months Bobby Burns went from being a very young and talented kid at the height of his YouTube career to being plucked out and thrown out to the dogs" - Primink
by ChickenChad July 12, 2020
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burnsey

A waterpipe cone consisting primarily of tobacco with very little cannabis present. Originated from The Simpsons episode where Monty Burns appears holding a waterpipe, stating that he had only been smoking 'harmless tobacco smoke'.
Linc was running out of weed, so he'd been hammering down the burnseys all evening. It gave him quite a head spin.
by Cnil August 28, 2009
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To defecate (have a poo) where it is unwise to, or just where you shouldn't.
Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!

Confused Man: What?!

Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009
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Burnsie

A "Burnsie" (pronounced burnsy) is where you throw back some hard liquor during normal business hours, enough in fact that it's all over your breath and you slur your words when you get back to the office. Those that have the cajones to pull a Burnsie are generally high up enough in the company that nothing will ever come of it. The underlings however are fully aware that a Burnsie has taken place.

Usually a Burnsie happens over a lunch with sales people.

The "Half Burnsie" which is the same lunch, less liquor and you don't slur words.
We've got a customer coming in the afternoon, WTF did you have a Burnsie?
by Arthur Shatke July 5, 2010
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Burnsy

Originally from the unknown destination of Ballyclare. She is an outgoing, two legged animal who loves to prowl through the towns and cities. Her mating call is a long line of sarcastic words. She responds well to money,friends and music. BEWARE SHE DOES BITE!
Claire Burns(Burnsy) bit me!
by VC1000 May 9, 2010
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