Chocolate Burst Delight

A reference to both the Chocolate Delight desert and the STARBURST candy brand, a Chocolate Burst Delight is a graphic descriptor of a situation in which both ejaculation and fecal discharge co-occur whilst occupying the lavatory. The phenomenon occurs due to one of the following reasons.

1. Decafaction-Induced Orgasms: Individuals experience orgasmic contractions or sensations immediately after defecation.

2. Urethral Discharge: Individuals experience pressure on the prostate gland during constipation, resulting in the release of prostatic fluids during bowel movement.
3. Bowel Incontinence During Orgasm: Individuals experience bowel incontinence during an orgasm, particularly if the individual has a full bowel or experiences temporary or permanent loss of bowel control.
After hearing that sales pitch, I believe I may have had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
What I imagined to be a romantic evening was interrupted by the sudden Chocolate Burst Delight.
Rushing to the toilet, the relief of shitting felt so good that I had a Chocolate Burst Delight.
by Samuel Milton October 29, 2024
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10 hour burst

*eugh*
HEHEHEHHEHAHAHHANHSHHDHHHDHHZHHHFKFMS
*10 hours starts playing*
🗣: i'm going to steal your 10 hour burst
👨: Oh shit
by PersonPlayin May 14, 2024
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Burst a rod

Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.
by Dave Bennett August 22, 2008
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frankin burst

A man who's fins turn red sometimes when it is going to die which it feels like doing very often
Do you have a frankin burst because I do???????
by Suicidal Man Foosh December 10, 2016
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Nudge and burst policy

A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.
Fuck off you pikey bastards or we will implement our nudge and burst policy
by Cheshire Hardman November 16, 2023
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Burst a chicken

A compliment of a persons butt.

The phrase “her ass is so firm, you could crack an egg on it”, “burst a chicken” is a far for exaggerated version of “crack an egg”
Damn, her ass so good, you could burst a chicken on it
by CelebrantDan June 13, 2023
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Bursting a Water Main

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.
"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"
by waverboy February 10, 2018
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