Person 1: Im breaking up with my girlfriend
Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes
Person 2: why?
Person 1: HER ASS IS FUCKEN FLAT.... I want an ass that I can slap like Xerxes Burkes
by OneBigBeaner April 05, 2023
The most handsomest, funnest, intelligent, loyalest, cutest guy alive. You cant go a day without him. Every girl wants a guy like him. Everyone says he sets the atmosphere with a glossing sweetness that spreads across the room like a crowd of people cheering for there idle. Hes a shooting star that shines so bright that he can't see his own light. When you meet a Xerxes make sure to keep him close to you and never let him go.
Person 1 : hay have you seen Xerxes Burkes ass?
Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle
Person 2: Yeah its fat as hell have you seen that shit giggle
by VerySmallBoner April 04, 2023
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by TonyFromBrook October 07, 2020
Speech on the East India Bill is Edmund Burke's excellent attempt to discredit the torture of East India Company in Bharat.
by typical Indian October 10, 2023
When a mans penis is soft and the girl gives him a blowjob and goes all the way down. (Sticking his whole penis in her mouth.)
by xDeedee July 24, 2009