allison butner

The girl who is braiding my hair rn

Allison Butner is braiding my hair.

by Diretioner💖 July 7, 2021

Garage Burner

A Canadian slang term for taking a big dirty shit.

Jeremy: Holy Christ it stinks in here!
John: Hold on, I'm just taking a Garage Burner.
Jeremy: Alright, but Jesus, open a damn window.

by Dr. McMac October 29, 2021

Scottsdale Burner

A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.

My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.

My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.

by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023

up in burners

when a person consistently buys disposable cell phones so the women he has one night stands with can't reach him

Burner": "I'm up in burners, man! I can't have these hoes trackin me down.

by arpqt February 26, 2011

The Back Burner Method

Method of maintaining a multitude of girls at the same time in order to "pick and choose" which one you want to peruse or have as a primary. Start with one girl; talk to her and gain her interest. Then, if you become bored of girl #1, put her on the "back burner," a state of communication in which you are stringing a girl casually along by keeping her interested. At the same time repeat this process with another girl(while you still have one on the burner) until bored again. Repeat this process until a satisfactory number if girls are on your back burner. You now have a plethora of girl available to be your "primary" girl.

1. Sorry I cannot hang out with you I'm currently busy, but another time for sure. A.K.A. The Back Burner Method

2. I think you are very attractive, and you are really cool, but I'm not in a place for a commitment at the moment.

3. No.

by The Third and Dirty Sanchez August 3, 2013

Wisconsin Back Burner

To accidentally shit yourself while doing a hand stand, causing shit to run down your back.

Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He notedly Wisconsin back burnered on accident in the 2013 Olympics.

by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015

Mississippi Grass Burner

When you shave off someones ball hair, stuff their mouth with the shavings, and set it ablaze.

Dude, yesterday, I gave Canon the Mississippi Grass Burner.

by retaiam January 2, 2021