Bryan

Short stubby little asshole, One who will stab you in the back then ask you why your bleeding. A snake in the grass . AKA. HOT WHEELS.

Why are you crying? Stop being such a Bryan.

by Hotwheelzruss April 24, 2016

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A Bryan is a fat piece of shit that likes to eat everything he sees but when ever it comes to eating a girl out he is a pussy. Normally likes girls that look like Dora and like DBZ. A Bryan will ask like a tough guy but his only move is to sit on people.

Bryan likes eating food and plays ps4 all day. Has no girlfriend and can’t lose 1 pound.

by 696969man April 14, 2019

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absolutely the worst at Rocket League, cant do shit but take your boost and bump you

how can you be so fucking bad???
at least im better than Bryan

by jejqjangnejskanfnfjsnfnfjsnd September 24, 2020

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Stupid bum who is childish and immature

1.Bryan is so childish. 2.Nobody likes a bryan

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bOiiiiiiiiii May 09, 2019

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Bryan has changed my life. He is the most loving person and he does this face when your sad and you always tell him to stop but you love it. He’s funny but he doesn’t think so. He has soft lips and warm hugs, he’s tall and skinny but perfect. His dimples are the cutest thing! He’s my everything for 11 days and hopefully forever! I love you so so much bry<3

Girl: wanna go for a walk

Bryan: as long as we can look at the stars

by Bj+bj July 31, 2018

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