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Bryan

A Bryan is a fat piece of shit that likes to eat everything he sees but when ever it comes to eating a girl out he is a pussy. Normally likes girls that look like Dora and like DBZ. A Bryan will ask like a tough guy but his only move is to sit on people.

Bryan likes eating food and plays ps4 all day. Has no girlfriend and can’t lose 1 pound.

by 696969man April 13, 2019