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Beef and Broccoli Bowl

A smoking pipe/bowl filled with High grade marijuana and Lower grade marijuana mixed together.
Dude 1: Yo you wanna match on a bowl? I got some dank.
Dude 2: I'm down but all I got is some mids right now.
Dude 1: Fuck it, lets smoke a beef and broccoli bowl
Dude 2: Worrd.
by Itsalways420somewhere July 28, 2011
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Microwave Broccoli

A euphemism for a fart that is extremely offensive to one's sense of smell. Derived from the smell of broccoli being re-heated in a microwave, which smells surprisingly similar to the human expulsion of gas.
"Plug your nose, I'm about to seriously microwave broccoli up in here."
by LithiumFlame March 7, 2007
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I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.
Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!
by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010
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beef and broccoli

An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.
by DunbladeKilla January 29, 2004
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daniel broccoli

She is bhad bhabie most people call her Daniel Broccoli because of her last name.
Daniel Broccoli is a little peace of white trash.
by Molly HubCity February 18, 2018
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steaming the broccoli

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana
Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?
by Fredward503 June 28, 2009
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burnt broccoli

the classification of a fart that smells horrible and closley resembles the smell of hot broccoli sometimes making you want to throw up.
dude i just made burnt broccoli, it smells like dead baby! take a wiff!
by filly fart a bunch October 11, 2006
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