Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 9, 2019

Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

by RhysMac March 11, 2012

Chest Bollocks

Reference to women's breasts.

Oi Dave! look at the chest bollocks on that!!

by TrickyDicky1974 July 28, 2011

Bollock Buster

When one's bollocks are busted in a painful fashion. Can also describe an idiot, a nonce or your general Kool Kid

Oi, you bollock buster, get over yourself you self obsessed, weed taking, girl flirting fuckface

by Sissoko July 27, 2019

bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

by UrbanEntry April 7, 2016

Fizzy Bollocks

A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.

The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks

by K Collins January 30, 2008

soft bollock

a translation of the well known french insult about the english

gypo segal is a soft bollock

by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007