Bog Watch

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.

"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"

by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006

bog stud

A guy who gets lots of action, but only with creatures ugly enough to be found in a bog.

That Nate thinks he's a stud, but check out those hos he's with. He's just a bog stud.

by Sly1985 September 2, 2011

Bogging hour

4 am in the morning when the bog attacks.

the girls waited anxiously around the campfire for bogging hour to end

by Olga Treacle October 28, 2021

Bog Foot

A foot injury that occurs as a result of stumbling drunk and bare foot through a bog hole and stepping on a skeleton. Usually occurs at night when visibility is low.

Dude! I got a nasty case of bog foot when I lost my flip-flops and fell in the bog hole

by Hewie September 7, 2010

Fuck Bog

When a fat cunt, doesnt shave, she owns a fuck bog. The fuck bog only refers to fat cunts. The reason is because when they dont shave AT ALL their hairs become like a tangled mop which retains tremendous odor and makes one want to vomit all off the fucking floor.

"Hey look William, that Fatty Patty love doll almost has a bigger fuck bog than you."

"Wow, Justin. You sure are right. A couple more feet of pubic hair and this bitch will be already half way to the size of my gigantic fuck bog."

by The bog fucker August 9, 2004

Grog Bog

The smelly, wet shit you do after a big night boozing up.. especially after rum.

'man, i wouldnt go there, he just did a massive grog bog'

by tara February 22, 2004

bog arab

An Irishman/woman, or person of Irish decent. It is said that an Irishman is a bog arab due to the plethora of peat bogs to be found in Ireland.

The nature of this derogatory/endearing term for the Irish person in your life can also be emphasized by adding the following phrases:

Caravan-dwelling
Horse-wrestling
Peat trotting
Turnip Munching

You see that guy over there? No he doesn't have a speech impediment, he's just a bog arab.

Or the above could read:

You see that guy over there? No he doesn't have a speech impediment, he's just a caravan-dwelling,horse-wrestling, peat trotting, turnip munching bog arab.

by Davros Fishel-Scope April 25, 2007