beastie

1. noun - that friend that uses FreeBSD operating system for some reason;
2. noun - the mascot of the BSD operating systems;
3. adjective - the trait of a person that uses BSD;

Ben: Hey let's play Smite.
Andrew: You know it won't run on my system.
Ben: Why must you be such a beastie!

beastie by xTachyon June 28, 2022

Bastien 

Bastien is a very gay French guy who would love to be fucked in the ass by a 260 lbs black guy while singing the French national anthem (he dosent speak french btw)

that guy looks so much like a Bastien

Bastien by TheRealNapoleon November 20, 2023

Boaster Idiot 

An asshole, especially a rich one who brags about his stuff/lifestyle like his house, his clothes, his vehicle, his body, his job, and he usually brags to people especially poor and under-average people

Boaster idiot: look at me I have $8.7 Billion and I have a computer tech job that pays me every week, and I have 6 mansions around the country, and I drive S Classes, G wagens, Lamborghinis and Ferraris. And I have 3 wives,

and I wear Gucci branded stuff and I have big ass muscles ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Me: I hope people at ur job find out you are a drug dealer and then they fire you and you have no job and become homeless, sheeesh I hate these rich boaster idiots

Boaster Idiot by EMD F59PHI August 5, 2024

Beastie

You don't even wanna KNOW what it is

John: "Hey, Blake gave Alice a Beastie last night"
Carl: "What's a Beastie?"
John: "You don't even wanna KNOW what it is"

Beastie by HaroldJ776 July 11, 2025

Blasties 

A more fun way of saying diarrhea!

I had a bad case of the blasties last night after eating that burrito

Blasties by Mamavlbc October 3, 2025

Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.

“Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”

Posted & Boasted by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025