blackberried

To be so inundated with emails, texts, instant messages and phone calls that you can't keep up.

"Hey...can I respond to your email/voicemail/text/instant message later? I'm blackberried right now!"

by mcbedro March 9, 2009

blackbeard

the act of projecting semen upon the face of your partner in intercourse and immediately following this action with the immediate removal of their pubic hairs and then applying the pubic hairs to the "glue" that the semen has created upon one's visage. this will create a unique portrayal of the infamous "blackbeard the pirate" who raped, pillaged, and plundered the lost souls on the atlantic ocean

After Janine passed out at the Halloween party I gave her a blackbeard to complement the pirate costume she was already wearing

by forsafesexuselatex July 7, 2004

blackbelt

Lame attempt at making a joke. Not really a blackbelt in the karate sense but a way of resisting bullies or attempts to harm someone.

Chris: "I can take you"

Peter: "Dude, you don't want to mess with me, I"m a blackbelt."

Such a lame joke, but oh so funny!

by Sir Lance to you! October 6, 2009

Blackberry Ratard

One who is constantly blowing you up via Blackberry Messenger to ask mundane questions about the functionality of his/her Blackberry device and its intricacies.

Section 8: "WTF is http error 413?"

IT Guy: "File to large.....change Internet browser settings.....you Blackberry Ratard!!"

by CAJONES5 June 12, 2010

BlackBerry Prayer

The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.

The MUNI is filled with people doing their morning Blackberry Prayer rituals.

by Loony2nz July 2, 2008

blackbelt in catheterism

a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters

doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003

Blackberry Playbook

RIM, famous for their email and calendar offerings answer to the Apple iPad.
Unlike the iPad which is now in its second generation this device has no native email or calendar client and at the time of shipping their iPad competitor the iPad 2 will have been on sale for a month.

Average Joe: Hey cool, is that an iPad?

Playbook Owner: No, it's a Blackberry Playbook

Average Joe: I heard you can't email or play Angry Birds on it

Playbook Owner: FML

by manbearpig2011 April 14, 2011