Barking Tootie

A synonym for a dog.

Awww look at this barking tootie!!

My barking tootie keeps eating way too much and pissing everywhere.

This barking tootie in my building keeps barking all night.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

the barking of rabbits

Idle chatter, gossip, nonsense.

All her talk of the rules changing to suit her needs was nothing but the barking of rabbits.

by Buddyshouse September 16, 2013

Barkity

Quackity's opposite.

Barkity is a furry.

by Happy nebula June 10, 2021

barkitude

A dog that is barking with an attitude.

"Go let that dog out, I can't stand his barkitude"

by Luther S. May 7, 2007

Barking Pig

A barking pig, is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman was the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.

Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control

by King Chad July 21, 2010

Björkian Riot Paradox

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009