bert mccracken

Crazy ass mofo!He is the lead singer of the Used and probably the most A.D.D. ex pot addict and coolest lead singer ever.He is known to throw up at every show from screaming his lungs out and he's VERY well known to throw tantrums like a 4 year old over his gameboy which he adores.
He is grungy looking and appears as if he never showers, but he doesn't give a damn.

But Bert has a serious side too.
He also enjoys walks on the beach.Reading literature. Writing Poetry and Screaming in your face.

Gotta love em'

TheUsedFan #1: I love Bert McCracken, but he kinda scares me a little.
TheUsedFan #2: Tru Dat.Still a fucking awesome band though.
TheUsedFan #1: YUP YUP.

by Starishere October 25, 2006

Bert-jan

Bert-jan
: Bert stands for, not leaving some girl behind in the club without saying "bye cutie!"
: jan stand for, doing something diferent but in a flashiniss way of live

Bert-jan was a special guy, he needed his dog to survive.

"yeas! I finaly became a Bert-jan soldier, i feel great now. I would screem it of the rooftops
''did you see that Bert-jan guy, he is so sweet to girls and he looks verry flashy

by Bert-jan June 20, 2018

Q*bert

1. a cute little ball thats orange who jumps on cubes to change their colors; an 80s arcade game
2. A stupid fool who is ignorant

Oh, you're playing Q*bert again?
Brandon was such a Q*bert, he thought we was perfect when he is not.

by Frogger April 30, 2005

bert nosed

after bieng in a fight and your nose is swollen so much you are a clone of bert from seasame street

OH MY GOD look at that bert nosed guy he must of got real fukd up

by cillit bang monster September 10, 2005

Bert and Ernie

To do something half assed.

"I totally Bert and Ernie'd that exam"

by mekeel May 03, 2007

roll with bert

The process of smoking dro, or weed

"What are we gonna do this weekend?"
"Roll with bert!"

by paulwalll March 03, 2008

Bert and Ernie

Code word for when one of your buddies is hitting on some ugly bitch. A way of breaking the ice to him without saying she's ugly.

day after: Hey man, thanks for bert and ernie'ing me last night, I didn't want to hook up with that big bitch.

by derek_nesta March 04, 2008