better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

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beater

a car you can drive recklessly without worrying about crashing it cuz it is already a worthless peice of junk

Id rather have a beater than no car at all

by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005

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Way much better

Way much better is an adjective a person may use to describe something as superior. It may also be used to close off a debate with someone suggesting an alternative. Even though there is no factual reason explaing why something is way much better, its undersood by those discussing that by saying way much better there is no need to exlpain why or how or details.

Nah, that's okay, the carwash I go to is way much better.

by frankie5X December 1, 2010

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Bell Beefer

1. Taco meat on a hamburger bun. A fast food delight circa the 1980's.
2. Also, Nasty Barf.

1. Blaine spilled the Bell Beefer all over his Izod shirt and Members Only jacket while eating at the taco fast food place.
2. John blew a bell beefer all over Mindy, his date.

by Vanilla25Cent June 20, 2006

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besterific

Adj. To be better than all the other things or people around you. Can also be similar to terrific.
Originally suggested by Lucia of racewarkingdoms.com

I am the most besterific person in the world!
That company is besterific! It gives you stuff for free!

by Ben Thomas November 16, 2005

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