Jesus

If you have a guy named Jesus , then you should keep him in your life. They are special people because they will be there for you whether you’re sad, happy or disappointed. They are tall with kindness personality and warm smile. Jesus are hard to find ,but if you have them as friends or boyfriend, you don’t need another guy to hangout rather than Jesus. :) <3
Ruby: Is that Jesus ?
Stevia: Sure that’s him, he’s my best friend
Melanie: He’s cool to hangout !
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Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!
by SisSISsis January 14, 2019
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A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Damn That boy Jesus is amazing
by Lil Dequaviz January 03, 2019
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Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox
Hello,JESUS 😂😂
by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019
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A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..
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What'd you have for breakfast today, Billy?
I had myself a nice slice of Jesus.
by Kacei September 14, 2008
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