kill yourself

the thing people say to their friends all the time because they love each other so much <3

Jimmy: hey SteeringWheelFaceReveal did you see the new Fortnite season?
Steeringwheelfacereveal: Kill yourself
Jimmy: fair point

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023

lol yourself

When someone does something silly and laughable making them the victim or just wrong, you react by saying -

"lol yourself!"
Simply, a fun expression rather than saying jokes on you

A did something ridiculous
Y's cheerful response - LOL YOURSELF!! Haha

by anaflora February 13, 2022

Okonkwo yourself

To Okonkwo one's self is to hang yourself when your life has turned to complete shit.

Hey, Jim, I think you should go Okonkwo yourself. Toodaloo.

by Ikamafuna February 21, 2018

Piss yourself

To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.

Larry: Ahhhhh!
Joe: Man what the ****! Did you just piss yourself?
Larry: Uhhhh, yeah?

by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

Disallow Yourself

1)To reject a statement/idea/proposal from a wasteman and to encourage said fool to look at himself and man the fuck up.

2) To cast a downing judgement on a fool's actions.

1a)
Wasteman: This party sounds hectic but I say we go to my nans, she cooks up a mean steak casserole.

Safeman: *kiss gums* Blud you trippin, disallow yourself.

1b)
Wasteman: Aight, Halle Berry would get it, but if you catch Rosie Odonnell from the right angle, I swear to ja I would happily poke her.

Safeman: Be easy nigga! step down. Think 'bout wha chu sayin' foo'. Dat bitch is stacked out. Disallow yourself.


2)
Wasteman: *Gets his ankles broken in basketball match*

Safeman: 'memba I told chu, tell your friends and disallow yourself.

by Alski007 February 21, 2009

kill yourself

what people say to me. to kill yourself means to take your own life. commit suicide. usually an expression of anger.

Sam: Go Kill yourself

Mike: Ok....

by Mike Rehmer January 19, 2008

score on yourself

1.To score a point against your own team in a sport; to shoot into your own goal.
2. To give yourself a disadvantage in a game.

I just scored on myself to lose the game.

by 5'1"Racer June 12, 2005