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Boner basher

1) an individual or animal who interrupts your wank sesh causing you to become flacid
2) an unfortunate event that rewins you're awesome plans or bad ass current situation inturn making it negative or ending it altogether
1) My dog can be a real boner basher, I was mid way through flogging the log and it was becoming nice and stiff untill my dog ran into the sliding glass door startling me .

2) my bother is a real boner basher, I was 3rd gear pinned doing a hill climb on my yfs 200 and I get a call his truck crapped out and needs a tow
by beaner master98 September 12, 2016
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The Basher

When you is pissed off at boyfriend/girlfriend and the only thing you have in your hand is a crowbar, Etc. And you bashed in your boyfriend/girlfriend pussy/dick, which later on you realize you bashed it 4,000 times and you boyfriend/girlfriend called the police on.

You escape.

But later on arrested for sexual assault.
Tommy: Aye girl, let me eat out yo pussy right now!

Gina: Hell Nah, boi bye!

*Takes out crow bar*

Tommy: Hoe, gimme to pussy!

*News 7: Teenage Boy name Tommy was arrested for be SO horny, that he got rejected by his girlfriend which cause him to bashed her (urm) middle part with a crowbar, this is called The Basher! (-_-)
by TygaIsBaeLover June 12, 2019
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Pot Basher

Often people from Wigan, very stupid and find banging pots together their main form of entertainment
"Fucking hell look at that pot basher"
"bet they're from Wigan"
by Kv0the September 28, 2020
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house basher

An electrician who only wires up house's.
This house basher could never make more than $35 an hour
by Japorah July 1, 2023
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peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.
Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.
by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012
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drop a bashir

That network news anchor just suggested we drop a bashir on Sarah Palin.
by StuckFox December 4, 2013
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bate bay body bashers

2017 whomp off Australia champions. A bodysurfing club based in the bate Bay Area of Cronulla that do weekly meet ups every Sunday at 7:30am
Let’s go to gate 8 and bodysurf with the bate bay body bashers this Sunday
by Corey sainsbury November 19, 2018
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