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Based

When someone uses this word, they are secretly saying they are gay.
John: "Yo that's based!"
Mariah: "John are you gay? We've been dating for 6 months!"
by 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓸 February 2, 2021
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Based

1. When someone is openly gay and proud of their sexuality.

2. When one rants nonsensically and attributes the homoerotic things they say to a new style they invented.
1. "I'm the based god, i'm a pretty bitch and i'll fuck a faggot dyke nigga."

1. "Man, I wish the based god would do me in the butt with his raw swag"

2. "I'll fuck her ass and then I'll fuck her tits and then I'll fuck her face and then I'll suck her dick."

"Yo man that shit is gay"

"Nah, bruh. This shit is Based!"
by JamesPerson December 6, 2010
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Based

Evokes structural imagery. Cemented.

Used to agree with a statement or action. Particularly used when a statement or action is against the prevailing vibe
(counter-culture). The word based reflects the idea or action's stability, as opposed to other ideas or actions which can evoke feelings of fragility. The word itself is strong enough to be used on it's own and not require any explanation. To say something is based is to very strongly agree with it.

Contrary to modern discourse, the word does not carry political connotations. The connotation of the word is solely dependent on the context in which it is stated (e.g. within "the room's" counterculture)
Person 1: People ought to be saving more money rather than spending, to lessen the economic burden on the everybody else.

Person 2: Based.

(Americans save the least out of any modern economy. Acknowledging this and it's effects is based because the statement requires no further explanation. It is something that is "just true")

Person 1: *makes a mistake, acknowledges it, and works to correct it*

Person 2: Based.
(Somebody has to fix this mess I've made, and they won't like it. I'll clean it myself to save them the trouble, because it's "just right" to do so).
by AlexBank September 8, 2020
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Based

Minimally informed, maximum belligerent.
If an opinion leaves any room for interpretation or nuance? Not based. If it takes an ignorant, reductionist view of the world? Based, and doubly so if it's offensive to one or more parties.
-Trans rights are human rights and I support neither.
-That's based
by doragon88 April 26, 2020
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bases

1st - Kissing, heavy petting, dry sex
2nd - Finger, Hand Job
3rd - Oral, fellatio (blow job), cunnilingus(eating out)
Home Run - Sex

*Titties are irrelevant*
Guy: Man, that girl sucked her way to third base last night!
Other Guy: Hopefully you'll score a homerun tonight!

Dude: I'll probably round all the bases with her tonight!
by The Robone April 27, 2006
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Based and based-pilled

An amalgamation of the slang word based, meaning something you agree with, and the slang word based pilled, which is a combination of red pilled and based.
Hence, based and based-pilled.
Person 1: did you buy dairy free cookies?
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: Based and based-pilled.
by plantgoblin68 November 8, 2021
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Bases

1st base - a pull with tongues

2nd base - poke or handy

3rd base - lick out or blowing

4th base - All the way
At the school disco me and Danny found a classroom, and we pulled he already knew the bases, whereas I wasn't as experienced, I'd only pulled before. I gave him a handy and as my reward he poked me, but then I wanted to take him further, apparently so did he, so he pulled up my skirt and I lay on the desk and he licked me out, his warm, wet tongue on my pussy felt so good, I felt so horny so I gave him a blow job and he jizzed in my mouth his cum tasted so good, eventually we went all the way, the teachers couldn't find us and we spent the night together...

After getting drunk on the Saturday, we went back to Georgia's because her parents were out. We called in Jack and Rory, they came running. Once they arrived Georgia and Jack went through to her room, they were humping so hard the bed was hitting against the wall and Rory and I could hear it in the next room. He poked me whilst sitting on Georgia's sofa, then Jack and her came through and it was me and Rory's turn. We went through and he fucked me so hard my pussy is still hurting, we came back through to the lounge and Georgia and Jack were having sex, so me and Rory joined in and we had the best foursome ever, Rory licked me out, I licked out Georgia and Jack analed me and georgia gave jack a blow job. I think we can all agree that was the best night of our lives...
by Pseudonymopi9076 June 13, 2009
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