BATMAN BATMAN

Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.

Steps for making batman:

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Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.

Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Josepi Carlito Antonio III February 9, 2022

the third robin for batman

tim drake

did you know that the third robin for batman was tim drake?

by batman/bruce wayne-obvious January 31, 2009

batman forever

"Batman Forever" is not only the title of one of the Batman movies in the early 90's, but is also slang for the sexually transmitted disease, HIV and AIDS. People may rightfully call AIDS and HIV, "BATMAN FOREVER" because the disease is FOREVER! Lets stop killing each other and ourselves. Wrap It Up people!

Make sure you hit up Wal-Mart and get some rubbers before you go to Lia's so you won't catch that Batman Forever.

by BET by way of Amber December 3, 2007

Batman

Quite probably the best superhero known to man. After a tragic childhood accident, Bruce Wayne devoted his mind to crime-fighting. Although many know him for his fortune and gadgets, Batman's main strengths are is astounding intelligence and willpower. It is generally agreed upon by his fans that if you tell him who his opponent will be a week ahead of time, he will always win.

Batman would compete in the Olympics, but he has better things to do than win enough gold to destabilize an economy.

by Batfan December 20, 2010

Batman Tan

A tan line around someone’s eyes from wearing sunglasses in the sun for too long – which looks like Batman masks.

Boy : Umm...What’s up wid the “Batman Tan” you got going there?
Girl: Aargh! I was like at the Tennis match for like a 100hours last Saturday and the result is...well you get the picture....

by poozies February 20, 2011

Batmanification

the switch of a character's reputation from unknown to that of a feared, epic hero(ie. Batman)

Dr. Who went through the process of Batmanification.

by silverjace July 26, 2011

Batman Shirt Wednesday

A long standing tradition of FDR High School wherein the pupils of this institution chose to don a shirt that portrays the emblem of the long-beloved hero. Both men and women partake in this glorious tribute to Gotham's masked hero each Wednesday

Just look at Zach there, he always participates in Batman Shirt Wednesday

by Ms. Jerome January 4, 2012