barred VCR

An any-tape VCR turned to a VCR only for a porno when a porn tape is in the VCR and it gets stepped on.

I'll tell you the tale of barred vcr... Once R was home alone watching a barred and he forgot to take it out. The VCR was sitting on the floor when his mom stepped on it. It became a permanent porno-VCR... hence: barred VCR.

Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?

by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006

bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.

He's so emo he bartends in the dark.

by Kat_H November 20, 2007

Barred

Barred is a term for being banned or forbidden to come to a specific place. It is not known where it originally started but it is most commonly used in Maryland, VA, DC, Philly and Delaware.

Antwan Boosie asf his shit is barred.

Aye brah when’s the last time u seen Corey?
Awww u ain’t know? Jojo got barred a week ago

by Jaden Browner August 7, 2021

risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

by nicenate August 20, 2011

barred

Slang term for being under the influence of xanax.

I got so fucking barred last night I didn't remember a thing when I woke up.

by Chachi the Fighter August 19, 2012

bated breath

Become shocked, in aw, or anxious.

Im waiting with bated breath for your answer.

by Kay dub-ya oh kay May 8, 2007

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006