Water balloon fight

A near impossible code to break when used correctly.
when used properly one can successfully hide their intentions.
1.water balloon = a pipe, bowl, bong etc...
2.splashed= stoned, drunk, light headed etc...
3.soaked= too fu*ked up to do something.
This code if used correctly will keep your wrong doings under the radar.

stryder: hey bro wanna have a water balloon fight?
carl: hell yeah bro i wanna get splashed!
stryder: alright man ready to leave?
carl:nah man im soaked.

by Big Mig 505 June 20, 2011

midnight balloon

A midnight balloon is when you insert the scrotum and testicles inside of a females mouth at approximately midnight simultaneously cutting circulation off from the balls at the base of the penis with both hands or any given clamping device to make them swell inside the females mouth once the balls have completely swoll to copacity in one motion violently jerk the balls from the females mouth causing a loud audible pop.

Wife: Hey bitch What did you do with my husband last night.

Misstress: Huh?

Wife: Bitch! You can't hear me?!

Mistress: I can't hear shit!

Wife: Why you crazy bitch?!

Mistress: You husband gave me a midnight balloon and the pop fucked my ears up call me back in like six hours.

by Young Flare "Woo" February 13, 2015

balloonjuice

1. Insincere or empty talk, nonsense
2 interj. Nonsense!

Can the balloonjuice and get back to work.

You bought a new Porsche for $50? Balloonjuice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted

it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe

dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!

by Tayrika Kwomp December 31, 2008

Balloon Boy Entrepreneur

A self-absorbed, fame-seeking person who will do anything other than get a real job. Inspired by reality show hopeful Richard Heene.

"The neighborhood association was opposed to David's plans to set up a music studio/amphitheater/sperm collection business in his home, calling him a 'balloon boy entrepreneur' who would do anything to avoid honest work."

by AngusParvo January 12, 2010

Balloobah

A small, purplish creature that accompanies someone by sitting on his or her shoulder; can replace a parrot for those who don't like claws (they also don't annoy you to death by repeating what you say)

I am less lonely with my balloobah. When he's hungry, he tries to bite my ear off, which makes me feel wanted. I love him to death... -squeeze-

by JoySauce January 15, 2010

Balloon Animalling

The act of placing inflatable objects, normally balloons, inside the recipient, and then filling the object with air. To get the fullest effect of Balloon Animalling, blowing with your lips and lungs is preferred.

I put a balloon in her butt and blew it up. Tada! Balloon Animalling.

by TheOriginalLunatic July 28, 2012