bambi bomb

A deer by the side of the road.

We had to drive slow because of all the bambi bombs.

by IamTree August 30, 2010

knuckle babies

The man custard that shoots from the penis when rubbing one out.

"That chick is so hot, when I get home I'm gonna pop off some knuckle babies. When doing so, she will tell me I am great, and I will believe her."

by tommyboy79 April 24, 2006

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

Santa Barbie

Hottest chick at UCSB.

Who just so happens to be a model but is chill as fuck

If you haven't met Santa Barbie yet and you live in SB, you are most likely living under a rock

by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013

murderize the babies

This is a humorous expression when pets play too rough.

Tiger and Fluffy were rough, so l feared when they wrestled the kittens they might murderize the babies!

by I, Wreckerrr May 24, 2021

Barbie

A plastic doll, apprx. 11 1/2 inches in height, manufactured by Mattel since 1959, where she was introduced at the American Toy Fair at NYC. Barbie, a rather well endowed female, is known to have been an astronaut, a lawyer, veterinarian, model, and much more-and recently-a mom. Fact of the matter is, so many weirdos are obsessed with Barbie that they tend to attempt to obtain her figure and looks, which is completely impossible, as Barbie is a fictional character. Barbie also owns many dollhouses and convertibles in her name. If it were not for real people out there, she'd quite possibly be the most successful creature out there.

Barbie is blond, has a pink convertible, a pink house, and a number of sisters. Her boyfriend/husband/whatever you'd like to call him is named Ken. Yup...

by Tifa November 25, 2003

wave of babies

It's a wave o' babies, usually accompanied by a random ukulele playing guy.

What's-her-face was just swallowed by a wave of babies.

by dooder July 26, 2004