spoff balloon

When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.

I emptied my Spoff Balloon over your mum. It was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.

by Nob Gnarley September 16, 2017

circus balloon

While fucking a woman she queefs and blows air into your dick whole and your cockhead swells up

Fuck, she gave me a circus balloon

by ooooohyaaaaah! April 1, 2010

balloon pet

A girls clit

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue

by NutraMorph August 13, 2019

urban balloon

A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.

"Son, don't pick up that urban balloon. That is nasty."

by rs37917 April 14, 2009

Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

balloon room

A place where one gets high

whoa, your eyes are really red... did you just come from the balloon room or what?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Jizz-Balloon

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.

Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!

by Jusquisha May 30, 2016