ballocks

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles

Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'

by k November 23, 2003

Cleveland Hot Air Balloon

(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.

Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.

by UpperdeckerLeaver April 14, 2009

piss balloon

What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands and becomes a piss balloon.

Best done in the shower, or over someone you either really hate or who finds watersports fun, as releasing the skin causes a real explosion of piss.

I had the usual morning piss boner, so I made a piss balloon on the way to the shower.

by rugbyman September 21, 2005

Bailout

A process by which a gigantic turd is pulled out of the toilet, stinking up the room and getting shit everywhere instead of simply being flushed.

I took a dump so large that I had to pull a Bailout. I wish I didn't.

by An ony mous December 9, 2008

baldilocks

Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??

by Gelder and Mark July 9, 2005

awkward balloon

an awkward ballon is much like the awkward turtle in that it is used during times of awkward silence, awkward conversation, etc. To perform the awkward balloon one must hold their arm out at a 90 degree angle from their body with the hand in the shape of a fist. While slowly release your fist you must look slowly from your fist up to the sky as if to say, "bye, bye balloon."

"Wow, you sure are an awkward balloon"
"Bye, bye awkward balloon!"

by Lora Fitzgerald April 27, 2009

balloon land

getting fucked up off of nitrous

he just went to balloon land

by erin August 3, 2004