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Strangling the Baboon 

To aggressively masturbate.
Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

Bamboonium 

The most futuristic material ever known to all mankind. Discovered by Twitch streamer Cyanide and BadassMonkeh.
Bamboonium is the revolutionary next generation technology- ZF Cyanide
Bamboonium by kamikaze February 7, 2017
A moron who thinks he is smarter than others but cannot spell the word 'buffoon'
That bonehead wrote a letter to the newspaper calling Steve Jobs a 'bafoon'. How embarrassing would that be?
Bafoon by Ilk's Club Member December 15, 2011

Babongas 

Girl#1: hey did you see rebecca last night

Girl#2: yea! I heard angel motorboated her babongas
Babongas by Bigtittygothgirl86 August 6, 2019

Baloon Knot 

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Mainly because a normal tight sphincter resembles the inside of a knot made on a baloon.
Hey ... last night I popped her right in the baloon knot.
Baloon Knot by Joey Provalone January 24, 2003
A big, FAT punch, kick, or hit.
You're gonna get a baboonga to the face if you don't shut it.
BABOONGA by BROOMROOMMAN June 7, 2018