Baboon-smuggla

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls

WOW!!! look achyo dumb ass!!! You is such a baboon-smuggla for tryin'

by zandasun October 06, 2015

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022

Baboonic

Adjective: Noises or actions similar, or related to, the behaviour of baboons.

Riley, Garrel, Gary and Sybren made baboonic noises all night long.

by Skeweneus Snoep October 11, 2017

Bloody Baboon

When you shave your dick with a weed wacker and do a really bad job

Aw shit I just got a bloody Baboon

by Poop Inspector June 06, 2018

Butt Baboon

When someone tries so hard to push out a fart, they drop a turd in their pants.

"Johnny ripped a good one. In doing so, he pushed out a butt baboon."

by Ttlpackage August 22, 2018

barking baboon

a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.

i tried the barking baboon last night

by ilovegum November 20, 2015

Baboons

A group of somewhat intelligent and skilled people who hide their abilities behind stupidity and overall foolishness

That brit and those Australians are actually baboons

by The British boi October 18, 2022