basketball junkie

Anyone who lives in San Antonio who think it matters to anybody else that their team didn't suck for a season a billion-years ago.

Go Spurs! You totally make up for our lack of any serious achievement in crime control as a city! ... oh yeah, and something about Basketball Junkie...

by Redparrot5 March 26, 2005

Basketball player

A bunch of pussies

Girl:are you a basketball player?
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with

by Hohoclintondix January 24, 2019

basketball bum

Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.

Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."

by TheJacksonWilliams November 15, 2016

basketball guy

Wear really ugly shoes, mostly jordans. fail to colour co-ordinate their outfits. Wear nasty hats, carry basketball under one arm, use the same emojis on instagram, wear nasty chains, pants are way too low, act like theyre the shit, waddle when they walk, wear earphones around their ears , not in them because that isnt cool. Also all have a love for rap

he must play basketball, hes a basketball guy

by SWAGyoLO January 19, 2015

Basketball Jones

Dad

Basketball jones is my dad

by cladymore74 August 29, 2019

basketball height

Someone's "basketball height" is their height plus a couple inches to make themselves feel better. Also means what they'd claim to be if they were in the NBA

Joe was 5'5", but he told everyone he was 5'7". That was just his basketball height.

by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012

Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.

Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007