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broke auntie

A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.

Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.

Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.

Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
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call your auntie to dinner 

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.
"Man I gotta call in to work & check my schedule."

"Yeah better call your auntie to dinner!"

dart your auntie

Going as hard as you fucking can on the persons aunt. This is extremely very disrespectful! how low do you have to go to dart someone untie....anyways you do get hella clout
bro i had to dart your auntie last night

wtf you fucking bitch

sorry i needed the clout

1st place auntie 

An Aunt who isn't just the best auntie oh no! She is the 1st place auntie
Ella l: i love you Aunt Jessica you are the best auntie but aunt hope is the 1st place auntie sorry but that's my opinion

Pulling an Auntie T 

When you smash into another vehicle in your driveway, without hitting the brakes. Like, not even a little bit.
Wow did you see her crash into that Expedition?! She pulling an Auntie T !
Pulling an Auntie T by Kptnkuku October 17, 2022

Antiegoseismic 

The belief that earthquakes are driven away from your relative location in the world, even as you change places
Link: I think that Earthquakes in California stopped because we moved to California
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking, isn't it?
Link: Actually, it's Antiegoseismic thinking

Auntiebird

Mother who does nothing for their child and looks the other way as they are abused.
"You hear about Kimmi? Yeah, that dumb Auntiebird let her man bust her kids leg."
Auntiebird by ThebestNell December 3, 2011