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You have a lot of nerve insulting me. You were at my wedding Denise
by Sue Bell B March 27, 2019
mugGet the you were at my wedding denisemug.

I thought you were gay

Something your crush says after you say that you like her
Me:I like u
Her:I thought you were gay
Me:(Intense Suicideal Purpouse) Goodbye for ever
by YouKnowFuckYou June 6, 2021
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i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.
Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh
by crippus1 March 28, 2009
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the book were making is too short.

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.
i love you but the book were making is too short.
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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were dire bitch wife

A person of either gender who is exceptionally tall, angry, and controlling.
The person needn't be female, though this trait is most common in people of the double-x chromasome persuasion.
Patty: You know, girlfriends who don't let you go to opening week at Gabby's grow up to be were dire bitch wives...
Jordan: Yeah, dude.

A: Wow...Vee-dub is going to be such a were dire bitch wife if she ever gets married. Damn-sauce...
B: Oh my gosh, I know...
by The Adrians April 5, 2008
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Brains were dynamite

Admonishment to someone who has done something stupid or had a brain-fart.
This is what happens when you do not use your indicator, if brains were dynamite you would not have enough to blow your hat* off.

*alt. Ears
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
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and in that moment, i swear we were infinite

one of the greatest lines from the greatest book ever.
When we got out of the tunnel, Sam screamed this really funny scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing.
And in that moment, i swear we were infinite.
by M Reich July 13, 2006
mugGet the and in that moment, i swear we were infinitemug.

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