avocado toast

A sexual act where a West coast or Latino woman experiences a squirting orgasm in the cowgirl position while riding a man with very little melanin in his skin. She removes the penis from her vagina in the middle of the act and spreads her ejaculate over her partner.

Dan: Hey Milton! How's your relationship with Isabella going?

Milton: Oh wow geez, she's crazy! I've been getting Avocado Toast'd every night!

Dan: isn't Avocado toast for breakfast?

Milton: ...Nah man.

by CommiK June 6, 2017

avocado baby

Typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.
No general interest in sex, again the mum thing.
Dresses like his mum dressed him.
Doesn't wash much.
Strange religious beliefs that just don't ring true somehow.

I had the WORST blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn't eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!

by mr tonyharrison July 27, 2009

Avocado

A person who has a fully functional car but for whatever reason is unable to drive it.

"Maybe we could borrow Philippa's car, she's an avocado since that breath test incident"
"One more speeding ticket and I'm an avocado"
"He can't drive, but he does avocado"

by Mo Faux October 27, 2017

Cutting the Avocado

1) Masturbating
2) The act of asking a male or female to a formal dance.

1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"

by ILoveLamp22 July 15, 2016

The slippery avocado

A lesbian sex thing

Last night the girls did the slippery avocado

by Pseugay July 23, 2017

Avocado Toast Syndrome

Avocado Toast Syndrome: Complaining about the lack of $$ as you buy your daily avocado toast from some faux coffee shop cafe that gets their beans from the same supplier as Dunkin Donuts, while tapping out on your Visa.

"I can't afford to live in NYC anymore, the cost of everything is just killing me!"
"Bruh, you got Avocado Toast Syndrome! Are those avocados organic?"

by MyNameIsGeorgeStone October 21, 2022

Arcado's

Someone who often goes to arcades, sometimes refered to as a religion by arcado's

'Yo, look a Joe hes a total arcado'
"Im arcado thats my religion!"

by Jimzibt July 30, 2003