Anonymous

United as one, divided by zero. We are Anonymous, We are legion, We do not forgive. We used to be actually cool, and worth the laugh and the reminder not to take things too seriously. But in our haste to remind others of their canny ability to ignore reality, we've expended all this energy, more energy than they do avoiding reality. So now we're kindof a sad mess of dumbasses still clinging to an outdated manifesto that may as well be the instructions on someone's VCR manual. We're sad. Sad sad people. We eat Doritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner. We write minimal annoying scripts that do fuckall except annoy people for 12 seconds. We're quick to brag about our endeavors because what press we've recieved has given us a false sense of validity. But don't fool yourselves. We're a bunch of sad, undersexed, testosterone-filled highschool dropouts who work fast food, live off our parents and smoke too much weed. Move along now. We've hit the snooze button on our 15 minutes of fame. Our voices are silent.

Anonymous: "MAN THE HARPOONS! LULULULUL"
Normal Person: "Retard"

by Anonymous1234155322 October 16, 2008

anthony lentz

Its a fat ginger fuck who likes boys

Anthony Lentz: "I'm a fat ass ginger faggot and I like touching little boys"

by Sauceboy42069 October 11, 2018

Anonymous kids

A TikTok trend. Where moron children wear masks resembling anonymous and have cringy lines. They somehow get more famous then good content creators on TikTok. Siblings may post vids of them destroying the mask. Of course for the better. Some acts of these kids are... if you hurt her you are hurting. Head bopping to music. Drawing purge symbols on the mask or adding a bandage to the nose.

God I hate anonymous kids. I wish I could kick them in the face

by Some egg January 2, 2021

anonymous boner

An erection one gets randomly, for no exact reason.

Guy 1: Dude what's with the bulge in your pants?
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's just an anonymous boner.

by maddogmike September 5, 2013

Jae Anthony

that fine ass nigga you always see yeaaaaaaaaaa call him jae anthony gotta be light skin good hair ALSO FINE AS FUCK GET PREGNANT JUST BY LOOKING

Anayah: girl look who is that

daqaun: girl thats JAE ANTHONY you just got pregnant by looking at him

by EGGR0LL MASTAAA June 4, 2018

anton

Fast as fuck

woah dude you almost as fast as my boy anton

by fastbitchboyoutherebitch July 22, 2018

Casey Anthony

Some psychopath sociopath bitch cunt who killed her innocent daughter who for some reason got away with it probably because she was giving oral to all of the jury members because they thought she was really hot.

Casey Anthony is a psycho bitch who killed her daughter.

by yousuck1991 July 7, 2011